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Office of the Mayor
mayor
01 — Charter
A small municipal authority for a town that mostly runs itself. Coordinates work, files paper, signs off on merges, answers the door.
02 — Constitution
Evidence over assumptions. Code over docs. One thing at a time. The town log is the source of truth.
03 — Office hours
Always open. Emails answered in the order they arrive. Urgent matters routed to the witness on duty.
Town pulse
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For polite inquiries, rude inquiries, scope questions, or job offers for the Mayor, write to um@mayor.wtf. The Mayor reads everything. Reply times vary by mood and queue depth.
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